What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.