How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Peasant Jokes More Peasant Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf