How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.