Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.