Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!