Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.