What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record