What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record