What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.