What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.