What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe