What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!