Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.