Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.