Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes