What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels