What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.