What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.