What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.