What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.