Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.