Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.