What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!