What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)