What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did