How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.

Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..