What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...