What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.