What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.