Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Boarder Jokes More Boarder Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.