Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.