What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.