What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.