Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.