What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.