Jogging home from your vasectomy.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Me: a vasectomy
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
A running joke.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
