What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Previous Random Joke Next

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer