What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope