What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.