What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.