How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.