How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Midday Jokes More Midday Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.