What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.