What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.