What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com