What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.