What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf