They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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Hit him in the face with an axe.
hit him in the face with an Axe
Hit him in the face with an axe
Hit it in the face with an axe.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
A battle dwarf
Go axe your mother."
SNIKTERS
They're both X-Men.
The NBA.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
There are literally Sicilians.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Do you get a laughing stock?
They take the psychopath.
Natalie Wood.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
