What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."