Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.