What do you get if you insert human DNA...

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.