What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)