What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.