What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!