What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!