What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.