What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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UCLA

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Me. Ow.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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The balls drop.

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He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)