Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.