Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.