What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."