What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

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As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.