Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.