Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.