What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

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