What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.