Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf