Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after