What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines