What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

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