How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.