What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...