How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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They have the gift of tongues...

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DAMNITS!

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Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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He felt his presents.

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All the dongs.

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Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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None. It is all tongue and groove

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There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.