How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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They have the gift of tongues...

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Tongue and groove.

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It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.