When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.