What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.