What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !